Yeah, you heard me you whiny bitches over at Time Magazine. Fuck you. And your mother too. And no, this isn’t the Typer’s Tourettes speaking. This is me. Fucking pinko commie rag.
Why am I so angry at Time Magazine? Because those assholes left me off their list of the “Top 25 Blogs” list. Fucking idiots. Huffington Post? Lifehacker? Metafilter? Engadget? Who the fuck has heard of them? Hell, The Sleeping Bear should rank at #1 through #25.
Seriously. Have those geeks over at Engadget discussed their trials and tribulations while installing Xubuntu or about how they got their niece’s cell phone back? Fuck no. Well they just ain’t very nerdy then, are they?
Does SJU football ever make it to a post over at badjocks.com? Well, aside from Craig Luberts’ affinity for pre-pubescent girls. I’ve got frickin’ video of these SJU contests, bitches. Winningest college football coach of all-time. Who’s cutting edge now?
Does anyone in the top 25 cover documentaries that were released to DVD 5 years ago? Fuck no.
How about reporting about devastating diseases such as Typer’s Tourettes (Like Sy Sperling, I’m not only the first to break the story, I’m a member)? Fuck no, it’s too troubling a disease for any of those blogs to touch with a ten foot pole.
So way to go Time Magazine. Fucking douchebags. You wouldn’t know the “best” blogs if it came over there and bit you in the ass. Which isn’t a bad idea. Watch your ass, Time. Watch your ass.
